Top 5 Mitnick Tips for John McAfee & Some One-Liners

November 18, 2012
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We came across some funny tweets regarding the whole John McAfee scandal and thought it would be a fun weekend post. First up is @kevinmitnick, who had his top 5 tips for the on-the-run McAfee.

  1. Drop the 17 year old girlfriend running partner. She’ll be the first to snitch on you when she is caught. #
  2. Stay off Internet forums unless Lulzsec sets up a “secure” VPN for you. #
  3. Prepaid cell phones can be tracked too. Always keep mobile and never call anyone that you know. Just use it to order pizza and beer. #
  4. Change your appearance. Change your gait. Lose the tan. Change your hair color. And do NOT wear this: tinyurl.com/b6ooxgs… EVER. #
  5. Don’t hack Shimomura. He may need another book deal. #

Next up were a few one-liners from several other folks out there…

  • “If McAfee is truly innocent as he claims, he now feels our pain over false positives.” # – @jack_daniel
  • “If John McAfee does end up on trial it will only last 30 days!” # – @SamNazarko
  • “McAfee has nothing to worry about. The Belize govt will give him a free 30-day trial.” # – @FriedmanUnit
  • “Looks like McAfee may be a killer Anti-Virus package, in the same way ReiserFS was a killer file systems… Too soon?” # – @irongeek_adc

Oh … that’s enough for now I guess…

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Do you have any more good McAfee jokes? Let us know in the comments below. Today’s post pic is from ChannelRegister.co.uk. See ya!

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